Did you know who’s birthday is today, Nov 4?
Did you know who was born today?
1971 Shawn Rivera – R&B singer (Az Yet)
1969 Sean ‘Puffy’ Combs (aka Puff Daddy, P. Diddy) – rapper, producer
1969 Matthew McConaughey – actor
1966 Kool Rock – rapper (Fat Boys)
1963 Andrea McArdle – actress, singer
1962 Ralph Macchio – actor
1950 Markie Post – actress
1946 Robert Mapplethorpe – photographer
1938 Delbert McClinton – singer
1937 Loretta Swit – actress (M*A*S*H)
1930 Doris Roberts – actress
1919 Martin Balsam – actor (Oscar® winner, 1965)
1918 Cameron Mitchell – actor
1918 Art Carney – actor (Oscar® winner, 1974)
1917 Gig Young – actor (Oscar® winner, 1969)
1917 Virginia Field – actress
1916 Walter Cronkite – CBS TV news anchor
1913 Gig Young – actor
1879 Will Rogers – author, humorist
1862 Eden Phillpotts – author
Gas is still dropping
Did you see that gas has dropped again, I thought that it had something to do with the election. The election has come and gone and the gas prices are still dropping! As much heat as Obama has taken he is in my mind proving that he was the right choice for president. He is putting in place a good support team, and implementing his plan to stimulate the economy. The fact that I know am putting $20.00 dollars in my tank and getting 10 gallons is wonderful… Would anyone believe that 2 months ago that $40.00 dollars once gave me the same 10 gallons? The ideal that the united states is implementing a plan to save energy is helping the price of gas to drop. Although lets be real if we were not loosing jobs and still traveling everywhere, the price of gas may not have dropped! But the US consumption has dropped therefore forcing the gas price to drop. Exon Mobile is the only company to really profit from the gas price rise… They profited 15 billion for a quarter… WOW. I promise I will not be upset if they don’t make half of that for the next quarter! The key is that we can put gas in our cars.
I can see clearly now…
Dead Man can pay no Child Support…
This is about Scott Peterson who keeps receiving a letter to pay his child support. Although DHS is probably wondering how Peterson manages to evade the police for the past 10 years. Well I thought I would help the Jacksonville DHS out… Forget the countless letters that has been sent, or unlimited phone calls that has been attempted. I sure hope that what I am going say will help you out. Scott Peterson is dead! As a matter of fact he has been dead for 10 years now…As a matter of fact it made the news when he was murdered! Maybe you morons in that town could read your mail or even answer the phone? I can only imagine how much interest that has accrued during this 10 year period?
Barack Grandmother died,
“It is with great sadness that I must announce that Barack grandmother Ms Madelyn Dunham lost her battle with cancer and died peacefully in her sleep. Several groups of conservative talk show host all scrutinize why would Obama go back to Hawaii to see his grandmother in the middle of a presidental race… Actually they all had this conspiracy theory that Obama traveled back to get his birth certificate. Which turned out to be false. None even considered that the woman was sick! Now this lets you know that the cards were really stacked against Obama, for now that she died, they question why did he not stay their with her when she was on her death bed… This was a no win situation with the conservatives, you see he was damned if he did and damned if he didn’t.
THE SPOILED UNDER-30
THE SPOILED UNDER-30 CROWD!!!
If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!!
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears
With their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking Twenty-five miles to school every morning
… Uphill…
BOTH ways
Yadda, yadda, yadda
And I remember promising myself that when I grew up,
There was no way in hell I was going to lay
A bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it
And how easy they've got it!
But now that… I'm over the ripe old age of
Thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today.
You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my
Childhood, you live in a damn Utopia!
And I hate to say it but you kids today you
Don't know how good you've got it!
I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet. If we wanted to know something, We had to go to the damn library and
Look it up ourselves, in the card catalogue!!
There was no email!! We had to actually write
Somebody a letter, with a pen!
…Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox and it would take like a week to get there!
There were no MP3's or Napsters! You wanted to
Steal music, you had to hitchhike to the damn record store and shoplift it yourself!
Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio and the DJ'd usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up!
We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you
Were on the phone and somebody else called they got a busy signal, that's it!
And we didn't have fancy Caller ID either!
When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your school,
Your mom, your boss, your Bookie, your drug dealer, a collections agent, you
Just didn't know!!! You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister!
We didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation video
Games with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games
Like 'Space Invaders' and 'asteroids'. Your guy was a little square! You
Actually had to use your Imagination!! And there were no multiple levels or
Screens, it was just one screen
Forever!
And you could never win. The game just kept getting
Harder and harder and
Faster and faster until you died! Just like LIFE!
Sure, we had cable television, but back then that
Was only m-net And there was no on screen menu and no remote
Control!
You had to use a Little book called a TV Guide to find out what was
On! You were screwed when it Came to channel surfing! You had to get off
Your ass and walk over to the TV to change the Channel and there was no
Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons
On Saturday Morning. Do you Hear what I'm saying!?! We had to wait ALL WEEK
For cartoons, you spoiled
Little rat-bastards!
And we didn't have microwaves, if we wanted to heat
Something up we had to use the stove … Imagine that!
If we wanted Popcorn, we had to use that stupid Jiffy Pop thing
And shake it over the stove forever like an idiot.
That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids
Today have got it too easy.
You're spoiled. You guys wouldn't have lasted
Five minutes back in 1980!
Regards,
The over 30 Crowd
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